“Oh good, you guys are finally here!”
“Now, you know what I’m going to talk about next.” (03.15)
Three and a half years ago, when I came to Greendale, I met six very important people— Sorry, seven. And meeting these people changed my life… Yeah… I’m sorry. I-I don’t know what to say. I’m so used to being the guy who can talk his way out of anything, but what do you say when you don’t want a way out? What you’ve all done for me is… indescribable. It’s unbelievable. And my love for you is immeasurable… Even when you split it seven ways.
Greendale 7 Doppelgangers
Shirley vs. Shirley.