this blog is rated pg-13 for excessive swearing
You have just made a terrible mistake. Well that sounded vaguely threatening; my apologies.
Technically. It should be rated MA 15+ just for swearing.
why do we even have an answering machine
no one checks the messages
10 months ago ·
don't even bother leaving a message after the beep we're all too lazy to get back to you
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I check the voicemail on my cell phone about twice a year, and by check I mean delete