May 2013
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davidstrider: i want to be the next hokage too im throwing my hat in the ring
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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“YOU’RE A WINCHESTER. NOT A LOSECHESTER.”
– John Winchester probably said this at some point. (via a-bagel)
May 24th
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May 24th
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harry the cat fell off the bed while sleeping again oh god it’s funny every time
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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“Oh, and on the plane, swiped your nuts.” oh man I forgot how great pete is
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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trapghoul: what i want to know from men’s right activits who want “progression of both sexes” is how much further can white cis straight men progress? like where are you going???? mars????? 
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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when people ask you about dating and initially they just mention the opposite sex but then they’ll correct themselves automatically before you answer to say some variation of “or whatever you like” wow congrats you made asking me a question I hate super adorable
May 23rd
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sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can Here in England we just… scream and run Here in Scotland we paint our...
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May 21st
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fatkidinmath: im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
May 21st
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do you ever just suddenly remember something that happened a decade ago like one time I tripped over a bench while being a dumbass and my friend ran over to see if I was okay and tripped over the same fucking bench and every time I remember I laugh so hard I cry
May 21st
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May 20th
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benedryl-pumpkinpatch: Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan
May 20th
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I tried to say tiny and buddy at the same time and it didn’t go great
May 20th
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May 19th
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nicki the cat has a habit of laying just out of reach so then she moves to get a pat and I move to pat her but she’s just out of reach and we’re both too lazy to move closer and honestly it’s a little ridiculous
May 19th
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