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that one fart joke about garlic is my favourite part of blade trinity and I feel like that says all you need to know about me
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mina’s like “there’s going to be a lot of witches there you will die”
then they turn up
well shit
when you said a lot I thought maybe ten at most
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venezuela had a toilet paper shortage
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thehobodad:
For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
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the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
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unfollower:
no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
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people started dying
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I have to admit that roy asking if thea came to rescue him was a little cute
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jackoffrost:
“why yes, it is my time of the month” i roar as i grow fur all over my body. my limbs change shape. i transform into a wolf and howl at the moon and bound away into the woods
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seeing people be great parents is the most adorable thing in the fucking universe