Your uncle’s marrying one of the Frey girls. So quit trying to bash my skull in and we just might make it there in time for the wedding.






benedryl-pumpkinpatch:

Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan








I tried to say tiny and buddy at the same time and it didn’t go great








nicki the cat has a habit of laying just out of reach

so then she moves to get a pat and I move to pat her but she’s just out of reach and we’re both too lazy to move closer

and honestly it’s a little ridiculous

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